Okay, so this is a random thoughts post.

A strawberry tastes like a strawberry, and a carrot tastes like a carrot, so why cover apples in toffee and chocolate?

Pigs don't fly, but if you threw it, could you say it was trying?

Teddy bears come alive at night and eat one sock of every pair.

Monsters do live under the bed, but they come out at night and eat spinich.

Leaves are trees, and trees are sparkly, so ergo, a computer has a smiley face.

Life is random. So am I.

Dying is bad for your health.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Hmmm, my random ramble is over...for now.